Oh, the Joys of Standardized Testing.

I had quite a day with CSAP today so I thought I'd lighten things up a bit with this blog.
Imagine yourself in the following situation: (oh and incase your getting suspicious I didn't do this during CSAP...I'm sharing my frustration in a fun, healthy way)

You're minutes away from walking into the classroom and you know your in for a worthwhile experience...CSAP. hip hip hooray times three. Oh by the way, your a sophomore, and you've taken this test year after year for a whopping 7 YEARS!!! Since 3rd GRADE!!! okay, so you take a seat in your chair and your teacher begins to read you the cheesy directions about what a bubble is, and how you have to stop when it says stop and how you use a "wooden, graphite based sharpened number 2" yada yada... In the middle of the test on the math section, you're under so much pressure that you forgot how to subtract54 from 67. Deciding you feel"sick", you politely but urgently ask your teacher if you can leave because you're about to THROW UP!!!! Now let's just say that something magical could happen and your teacher would allow you to go to the clinic. You take your final steps over the threshold and shut the classroom door. YAAAAAAAAAA! YOU'RE FINALLY FREE FROM CSAP!!!!! (No, of course you weren't going to the clinic, what did you think silly?) Now that you are liberated from this test taking melgomaniacy, where would you go? What would you do? How would you spend your time while every other decent freshman and sophomore is taking the test?
Okay, here's the catch, when you give me your creative story: I need you to use three things...
You must include the following:
1) A unicorn
2) A bulldozer
3) hot fudge sundae

Please try to weave these three items logically into a thrilling tale--wow me! Enjoy!

And Saturday's Forecast Is...

I'm so excited becuase I think this is the only weekend that I don't feel stressed out about some short-term school related project. I just finished watching a 3 1/2 hour movie, which I usually never have time for on weekends. Plus, I'm going to make brownies for our ALIS party on Monday--this is the perfect weekend. A Stress free, junk-food filled, movie mashed, sleep stuffed paradise. Oh, and the weather may not be perfect but it's good enough to make me happy. I actually like fog. I put the cookie there because that's something else that makes me happy!